
"Iqaluit like I see it"
So Canada’s hosting a G7 conference in February – that’s G7, “the finance guys and Russia’s not invited”, not G8, “the actual world leaders and Russia’s totally invited” – and guess where they chose to host it? I mean, it’s February in Canada, and you’re gonna want to be hospitable to the world’s financial leaders, so somewhere not too cold I assume, so…
Iqaluit!
That’s right, next month we’re making all of the world’s finance leaders come to Nunavut, “everyone’s least-gotten answer in the Sporcle quiz about Canadian provinces/territories” (I think that’s actually their license plate slogan!) THEY’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Here’s some great reasons to hold a G7 conference in Iqaluit:
- #1: Much easier to get shit done when there’s no scenic beaches, historic landmarks, or really any incentive to be outdoors longer than the distance from your limo to the hotel lobby, since it’s -40 goddamn degrees (both Celsius and Fahrenheit – fun fact!)
- #2: Ohhh, let’s say a certain government wanted to showcase its North by doing a bunch of bullshit posturing? Y’know, Prime Ministers posing like superheroes on snowshoes in God-forsaken stretches of tundra, running submarines through the Northern Passage just to hang out, having your Governor General eating some fresh Seal Sashimi – hey, wouldn’t it be great to take some big, international event and put it in your country’s most far-flung, barely-inhabited iceberg, I bet THAT would shut Russia up about the whole Northern Sovereignty© thing!
- #3: Winnipeg was booked. Like, the whole city. The “Winnipeg Taboo Show” was in town. Sorry, G7.

Canadian finance minister Jim Flaherty (left) discusses economic issues with US Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke (Right) in Iqaluit, Canada. Photo: AP
Good reasons, all!
Anyways, the NattyPo makes a fine puff piece out of the whole affair. Having no contacts with any finance ministers or event planners, they resort to interviewing a meteorologist (“Shit’s pretty cold”, he confides) a local snowmobile dealer (“Wear long underwear”, he ominously declares) and the guy who owns the local hotel (he lists off the exact three things that there are to do in Iqaluit: snowmobiling, cross-country skiing and dog sledding, all of which are variations on the theme of “travelling aimlessly across empty snowiness as your boogers freeze”.)
Enjoy Iqaluit, Ben Bernanke! Try the seal heart!
[Source: NattyPo puff piece]

Contact us! mail[at]maplerag.com

November 20th, 2009 - 4:03 am
I DON’T THINK THAT’S A REAL AP PHOTO.
November 20th, 2009 - 9:41 pm
I really wish that polar bear wasn’t licking my sweet, sweet head
June 21st, 2010 - 3:02 am
I would like to propose not to hold off until you earn big sum of money to buy different goods! You can take the loan or just sba loan and feel fine
September 16th, 2010 - 6:48 am
Very nice and wonderful post. Thanks for taking the time to share this with us.
August 16th, 2011 - 6:00 pm
istanbul Evden Eve Nakliyat…
Evden Eve Nakliyat…
August 16th, 2011 - 7:13 pm
dis beyazlatma…
dis fiyat…
August 20th, 2011 - 5:55 pm
en güzel oyunlar…
yeni oyunlar…
August 22nd, 2011 - 2:58 pm
araba…
otomobil…
August 23rd, 2011 - 5:40 pm
2.el oto…
2.el araba…
August 23rd, 2011 - 6:56 pm
aile içi şiddet…
boşanma çocuk…
August 25th, 2011 - 5:55 pm
resim paylas…
resim yukle…
August 26th, 2011 - 4:48 pm
facebook…
dizi…
August 27th, 2011 - 5:59 pm
mobilya kampanyaları…
beyaz eşya kampanyaları…
August 27th, 2011 - 7:02 pm
Dizi Videoları…
Replik…
August 30th, 2011 - 3:57 pm
yer gök aşk izle…
muhteşem yüzyıl izle…
August 30th, 2011 - 5:13 pm
video izle…
video…
August 31st, 2011 - 6:24 am
spor oyunları…
gol videoları…
September 11th, 2011 - 5:41 pm
radyo dinle…
radyo…
September 12th, 2011 - 5:10 pm
lazer epilasyon…
lazer epilasyon fiyatları…
September 13th, 2011 - 2:56 pm
boyabat tuğla…
tuğla…
September 13th, 2011 - 3:37 pm
matbaa…
online matbaa…
September 21st, 2011 - 10:44 am
sxe 12.0 download…
sxe 12.1…
September 23rd, 2011 - 4:30 pm
ktunnel…
ktunnelyoutube…
September 26th, 2011 - 2:07 pm
beylikdüzü tente branda…
branda…
October 1st, 2011 - 4:01 pm
firefox…
firefox indir…
October 4th, 2011 - 4:59 pm
list of companies…
sector directory…
October 4th, 2011 - 6:32 pm
sandalye…
masa…
October 4th, 2011 - 7:12 pm
kayseri havaalanı transferi…
kapadokya pansiyon…
October 7th, 2011 - 6:18 pm
voleybol oyunları…
tenis oyunları…
October 8th, 2011 - 5:07 pm
implant kaplama…
implant fiyatları…
October 11th, 2011 - 8:21 am
led tabela…
tabela…
October 11th, 2011 - 2:37 pm
Cappadocia Balloon Tours…
Cappadocia Balloon Tour…
October 12th, 2011 - 10:43 am
nevşehir havaalanı rent a car…
kayseri havaalanı rent a car…
October 12th, 2011 - 2:36 pm
sesli chat…
chat…
October 12th, 2011 - 5:11 pm
kurye…
yaya kurye…
October 12th, 2011 - 6:01 pm
Ucuz Uçak Bileti…
uçak bileti al…
October 13th, 2011 - 5:24 pm
kameralı chat…
kameralı sohbet…
October 14th, 2011 - 4:22 pm
Sesli chat…
sesli sohbet…
October 15th, 2011 - 12:36 pm
Oyun…
Emre Aydin Hakkinda…
December 19th, 2011 - 3:33 pm
zonBuyer.com…
Find the hottest deals on web today!…
January 1st, 2012 - 3:24 pm
Recommended Websites…
[...]below you’ll find the link to some sites that we think you should visit[...]…
January 23rd, 2012 - 2:53 am
women who developed breast cancer were noted…
to have a significantly lower ratio of “good” estrogen metabolites as compared to “bad” estrogen metabolites. in comparison, those who did not develop breast cancer had a high ratio of “good” estrogen metabolites to “bad” estrogen metabolites. …
January 31st, 2012 - 3:14 pm
specific aim to rise to the top….
although they were underdogs, smaller in size than their competitors, they excelled in technique. a plan developed and strategically put into action. excellence, working together as a unified team, set them up for success on the field against their opp…
February 1st, 2012 - 2:14 am
drivers believe that getting a chip repaired…
is an expensive ordeal but it’s nowhere near as expensive as completely replacing dallas windshield repair your windshield. here are the primary benefits of opting for auto glass repair over windshield replacement.convenient repairs – a repair on your…
February 1st, 2012 - 2:57 am
win outright over it. it won so…
convincingly that i stopped retying the double overhand and just retied the perfection and rapala loops over and over until the double overhand finally failed from all of the repeated tests on the same knot. it never failed, the line became…
February 1st, 2012 - 2:38 pm
for a lower price they will refund…
the price difference to your credit card user reviews – real owner reviews are a very useful second opinion that will make your buying decision easier wide choice of models and sizes shopping for an ecommerce solution for your website needs…
February 2nd, 2012 - 1:57 am
a favorite.lobster bisque – it is a…
smooth, buttery, savory soup, typically cooked on purified chowder of crustaceans particularly lobsters.baked lobster – ever tried baked tails? most of the meat is located in the claws and in the tail and it is suggested to use this part if…
February 2nd, 2012 - 3:08 am
every few weeks.4. line up sales with…
coupons. if the store has a brand name item on sale, there’s a good chance that the manufacturer also put a coupon out for it. look for these coupons in the newspaper or online.5. do not pay for coupons. this eats…
February 2nd, 2012 - 7:51 am
clams (in juice) 1 cup diced potatoes…
1 tbsp. salt 1/4 tsp. white pepper 1 tsp. dried thyme 1/2 cup heavy cream red lobster clam chowder directions: melt butter over medium heat in a large soup pot. add onion, celery, leeks, and garlic. saute for 3 minutes, stirring…
February 2nd, 2012 - 4:10 pm
to prevent and cure this condition. anti…
candida recipe cookbook – if you want to eat food that will fight off the overgrowth of candida, then, this recipe cookbook is the right one for you. secret weapon against all diseases – this book contains helpful information on how…
February 2nd, 2012 - 4:21 pm
it all by yourself no need for…
trips to your local doctors surgery.getting rid of your yeast infection is possible and by applying some restrictions to your diet and taking a holistic yeast infection home remedy it’s the best way to finally rid yourself of this condition. the…
February 2nd, 2012 - 5:20 pm
the way lcd’s are lit. regular lcd’s…
use long fluorescent bulbs to provide the backlighting. led type tv’s use dynamic rgb leds which are positioned behind the panel. this lcd tv technology currently provides the best colors, brightness and contrast ratios. you also have edge lit leds. t…
February 3rd, 2012 - 4:20 am
iphone repair kit for you!in order to…
fix your iphone all you need is a trustworthy source for repair parts and a little bit of technology know-how. certain repair services sell all-inclusive, do-it-yourself kits that contain everything you need to repair your damaged iphone.what to look f…
February 4th, 2012 - 3:44 pm
a dui attorney will tell you is…
to remain silent and comply with law enforcement at all times. the miranda rights that are read to you during your arrest identify your rights. you have the right to remain silent and anything you say or do throughout the process…
February 4th, 2012 - 4:15 pm
from your record but he can make…
sure that you receive the legal counsel that can help you to navigate through the criminal justice system. he can also make sure that the course of action that is suitable for you is taken. this is because this is his…
February 6th, 2012 - 1:20 am
a specific situation. above all, the professionals…
are equipped with all the necessary tools to conduct property cleanup after a fire and ensure your property is free of damage.reliable fire/smoke damage companies offer a 24-hour service, proven techniques and a warranty to assure their clients. they c…
February 6th, 2012 - 1:23 am
-1. general ill feeling and fatigue 2….
pruritis (itching) and dry skin 3. weight loss without effort 4. headache 5. loss of appetite 6. nausea and vomiting 7. swelling 8. bone pains 9. bad breath 10. abnormally dark skin 11. changes in nails 12. bleeding easily – bruises,…
February 6th, 2012 - 2:47 am
put water about one quart then add…
equal parts of salt and honey. bring to medium heat and stir until the salt has totally dissolved. put the mixture to a deep container, preferably big pots, and add cold water about six quarts. also add thyme, vegetable stock, and…
February 7th, 2012 - 1:32 am
sacrificed to the idols of false gods….
and by the time they open their own eyes; it is too late, and the damage is irreversible. in this regard, it is quite evident that something or someone else out there is thinking for super bowl fans, for americans, for…
February 7th, 2012 - 1:57 am
gap of desire of smoking and no…
supply of nicotine. crave-rx drops prevents you from becoming dependent on smoking and also prevents weight gain. finally, st. john’s wart works like an anti-depressant. it increases the level dopamine in the brain. suddenly quitting smoking drops the…
February 7th, 2012 - 7:26 am
is used to strengthen the uterus and…
beneficial to the whole body. it is also a good source of calcium and magnesium which provide a relaxing effect and improve fertility as well. it holds almost every trace minerals which are essential to the glands.nettle leaves (urtica sioica)this herb…
February 7th, 2012 - 10:03 am
insulin resistance and helping to control weight…
gain. this essential mineral plays a primary role in the body’s ability to burn sugars, carbohydrates, fats and proteins to produce energy. chromium has been shown to reduce appetite and contribute to weight loss.scientists at duke university have fou…
February 7th, 2012 - 10:53 am
you will have to eliminate your rival…
gangs so you can explore the rest of the city and find new turfs to explore. just talk your way through the managers so you will gain their trust and you can eventually do business with them. in a separate islands…
February 7th, 2012 - 11:34 am
a motormount for gas or electric trolling…
motors. and the best part was, i didn’t have to break the bank to get one! man, was i excited!needless to say, i placed my order right then and there and i didn’t even tell my wife about it until a…
February 7th, 2012 - 6:09 pm
software onto a usb and install it…
into your vehicle. for htc, droid, rim, samsung and lg phone users the new update allows for voice-to-text messaging. ford has put the update info out there for other phone manufacturers to integrate into their systems. since a huge portion of…
February 8th, 2012 - 3:14 am
a global level it is essential that…
support and information available 27/7 keeping you ahead of the competition.we come to know of some companies that take the help of a call answering service to carry out their internal functions too. internal functions of a company include sales suppor…
February 8th, 2012 - 4:36 am
in isagenix.the third strategy to generate leads…
for isagenix is to offer incentives other than the products or the opportunity. creating your own e-book is a great way to offer value to prospects as well as put leads into your mailing list. people are always looking for information…
February 8th, 2012 - 4:58 am
landlord will be critical to the establishment…
and future success of your property management processes.information is criticallack of information in the handover process means problems and potential errors in the future. on that basis you should have a specialised handover process that you can imp…
February 8th, 2012 - 10:10 am
way to determine how many calories is…
required to be consumed to increase bodyweight is to multiply your present bodyweight by twenty [(bodyweight x 20) = number daily calories]. by doing this you will arrive at the amount of calories you need to eat on a daily basis…