BUT MOOOM, I HAVE TO TWITTER, IT'S MY JOOOB
Jason Kenney, Minister of Citizenship, Immigration and Multiculturalism, went to an Andrea Bocelli concert with his mom last night! Awww! I mean, I’m sure it was a touching mother-son bonding moment right up until the Minister grabbed his stupid Blackberry to furiously tap his fingers in Twitter rage.
My God, can you think of something more douchey? Honestly, construct a scenario in your head right now – dumping someone over text message, stealing your buddy’s wife, punching a baby, all very strong douche moves – but my God, this is like a pinnacle in the field of Doucheology. It combines off-the-scale rudeness (you can’t stay off your Blackberry while spending time with your MOM?), a basic disregard for your surroundings (you were TWITTERING at a concert that you probably paid a lot of money for, how bored were you?) and a unique brand of Canadian Politics douchiness (the big Blackberry emergency that just couldn’t wait until tomorrow morning was… a vague, sarcastic message of faux-outrage aimed at Ujjal Dosanjh? Ujjal hadn’t even said anything to you, you just felt like being dickish!)
The moral of the story is, Jason Kenney is a douche and don’t invite him to your birthday, he’ll just spend the whole time sitting in the corner browsing Twitter activity for Liberals trying to find something to be outraged at.
I mean, what if Andrea Bocelli had looked into the crowd and seen this?
Oh, wait.
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December 9th, 2009 - 8:32 pm
First, I find it kind of sad that you compare pressing buttons on a keyboard to punching a baby. Next time you post a blog, consider it akin to kicking your dad in the groin with steel toes or throwing boiling hot coffee in your great-grandmother’s face, okay?
Secondly, how the hell do you know what was going on right then? Are you omnipotent and magically know everything that happens everywhere? (Oh right, sorry, only Mr. Obama has that quality.) Who is to say that they were actually in the middle of a performance? People generally sit down a while before the curtain rises, and there is generally an intermission. Not to mention, what the hell gives you the right to talk about Kenney’s relationship with his mom? Seems kinda like that is none of your business.. oh wait…. it ISN’T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. However, just to satisfy your intense immature 13-year old girl desire to know the personal details of everyone’s lives, lets suppose that she MIGHT have gone to the bathroom, she MIGHT have been talking to someone else, or, gasp she MIGHT have understood that her son has can type on a blackberry yet still love her. Hard to understand for you, I know.
You know its weird, but the only douche I see in this entire situation is you. Maybe you should call your mom. That is, if she still loves you. After all, you posted this blog when you could have been talking to her.
December 10th, 2009 - 7:09 pm
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December 11th, 2009 - 1:21 pm
I think Derek just might be Jason’s mom! LMAO!
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