OMG, he touched me!


December 2nd, 2009

Stephen Harper, who somehow snuck into this Singapore APEC leaders dealie by claiming to be leader of a state called “Canada” (factcheck: is that even a country? -Ed.) is seen here having his bad shoulder, caused by what we assume was a curling injury, cured by the magic healing touch of The One They Call Obama.

Obama was going all around what appears to be this ecstasy-fueled rave, curing the sick by merely touching the afflicted part of their body. In what we’re sure is an unrelated matter, we hear the Chinese president had his hemorrhoids cured at the same summit.

[Source: White House Flickr feed]

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12 Responses to “OMG, he touched me!”

  1. Canuckle

    Because Obama was kissing the Chinese’s asses, see.

    To improve US-China relations, see.

    It’s a joke, see.

    Hemorrhoids, see.

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    진아야~ 나야……이제 서울에 오는구나…………그동안 많이 궁금했어……..핸드폰도 끊겼고……막상 핸드폰이 끊기니….참으로 우습게도 너랑 연락할수있는 방법이 없더라…….(이모든게…..내..탓이겠지….)너와 연락할길을 찾다가 ….홈피를 찾게되어…너가 여행중인걸 알수있었어…….세계여행이라….역쉬….진아답다 생각했다…. …나라는얘가….아직도 여전히..너희 기억에…어떻게 ….남았을지는 모르겠다..하지만…난 항상…맘속에…풀지못한 숙제처럼..남아있었어…ê³§….얼굴보며…풀수있는 그런 날이 올거라…기도할께…..

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    NHSChoicesplease put the word hemorrhoids in the tags (that I can see in the “more info” section).Haemorrhoids is a very difficult word to spell and finding it in the dictionary is almost impossible because you have to know that the second letter is “a” which is NOT how it is pronounced. I know that is not the correct spelling and I am not from the US.NHSChoicesplease put the word hemorrhoids in the tags (that I can see in the “more info” section).

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    Yet again people are trying to do something to improve their health and are being conned (the cereal thing). It was the same with cholesterol, margarine (saturated fatvs mono-poly unsaturated), sunflower oil etc.

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    That might be, ken; but in this case, he looks to be attempting to appease his anti-war followers and war critics, without actually implementing any actual, meaningful change; not without leaving him an “out”. I think Obama might be serious enough about his legacy, that he’s trying to come to terms with the reality that what the Bush Administration was doing might not be so partisanly whacked out, after all.

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