Welcome to our new series, Better Know a Fringe Political Party Recognized By Elections Canada! Today in part 1 of our 15-part series, we look at the People’s Political Power Party of Canada  – the fightin’ PPP’s!
Before we go to their website, let’s take a look at Wikipedia for a fair-and-balanced assessment of just what [...]

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First, read the article written by this no-name, editorial-page space-filler, Angelo Persichilli, a man who makes up for his silly name with a God-given knack for juicy gossip! And by “juicy gossip”, I mean “making up shit”.
The premise of this world-exclusive scoop is that Bob Rae, Ruby Dhalla, Carolyn Bennett (who FOLLOWS MAPLERAG ON TWITTER, [...]

Jason Kenney, Minister of Citizenship, Immigration and Multiculturalism, went to an Andrea Bocelli concert with his mom last night! Awww! I mean, I’m sure it was a touching mother-son bonding moment right up until the Minister grabbed his stupid Blackberry to furiously tap his fingers in Twitter rage.
My God, can you think of something more [...]

SCANDAL! Rebellious bad-boy Stephen Harper was spotted being manly and heroic while casually sitting at the helm of a speedboat… WITHOUT A LIFEJACKET! What a madman! What a rebel! What a hunk! WATERSAFETYGATE! (Note: the term Watersafetygate is officially copyrighted by this blog, because it’s incredibly clever, and if I see any publication using it [...]

Stephen Harper, who somehow snuck into this Singapore APEC leaders dealie by claiming to be leader of a state called “Canada” (factcheck: is that even a country? -Ed.) is seen here having his bad shoulder, caused by what we assume was a curling injury, cured by the magic healing touch of The One They Call [...]