First, read this CP piece with a straight face. Alright, alright, get all the chuckles out. There we go.
To recap, Fisheries Minister Gail Shea got pied by the notorious terrorist group Al-Pieda, a group with possible ties to the Talibanana-cream. Honestly, I could just sit here all day and think of puns involving pie and [...]

Avid MapleRag readers (HI, MOM!) will remember back to a couple of days ago, when we analyzed Iggy’s performance in an online chat with a Facebook group and Your Editor made the offhanded statement that one of the chicks looked cute from behind, which is a rare compliment to give to any Canadian political insider. [...]

So here’s this thing:

Bob Rae, can we be your song parody ghost-writers from now on? Our Beatles song parodies were wittier! PROROGUE DOESN’T RHYME WITH “LET IT BE”, AT ALL.
Anyways, C+ for effort.
Have a good weekend!

As I type this, Your Honourable Leader of the Opposition His Iggyness is engaged in an online live chat! Not with the media, or a newspaper… with a Facebook group! Oh God, the political parties are becoming aware of “The Internet”! Soon it’s gonna be all, Facebook Michael Ignatieff’s Twitters On Youtube To Blog A [...]

What’s that? A CABINET SHUFFLE? Boy, that sounds like something a website ostensibly about Canadian politics should cover! Alright, wait wait, don’t tell me who moved where… first, I wanna make my guesses, y’know, get my fantasy picks into ProLine.
PREDICTED CABINET SHUFFLES:
Stockwell Day – Moved from International Trade Minister to Minister of La Francophonie; Peter [...]

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What’s the #1 fantasy of all Canadians that doesn’t involve Elisha Cuthbert wearing nothing but a hockey jersey? To have a creepy, ghost-like image of their naked body checked out by some customs officer at the airport! That’s according to a poll that shows a good three-quarters of Canadians are pretty cool about the idea [...]

When Parliament’s prorogued, it’s kind of hard to get good political news. The news cycle has pretty much been “Liberals outraged at prorogue”, “Conservatives shrug in apathy”, “Oh hey look more Tiger Woods shit!” So let’s look at some broader stories, one of which has been firing up Globe&Fail mouthpieces lately: the weird fetish Stephen [...]