Cute little doe-eyed Defence Minister Peter MacKay, whose entire life has consisted of a losing effort with the multiplayer game “Sanity”, has launched a WAR on video games! While the senseless animal abuse of Duck Hunt, the obesity-causing gluttony of Pac-Man or the grotesque bestiality overtones of Donkey Kong have escaped his wrath – for [...]
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Angry grease-hog Rob Ford is a shrill, pink man-baby, a horrible clown-monster coated in oil and booze and the purified and distilled human emotion of hatred, and could very well by the next mayor of Toronto, in the ultimate theological test or whether a truly loving God cannot exist.
The frontrunner in the race, whose entire [...]
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It’s time for part 2 of our series, Better Know a Fringe Political Party Recognized By Elections Canada! Today, we look at the Marijuana Party of Canada – the fightin’ potheads!
HISTORY
To Wikipedia!
“The party was founded by Marc-Boris St-Maurice, an activist and member of the punk group GrimSkunk. After a 1991 arrest for possession of marijuana, [...]
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The Liberal Party, in a long and painful struggle to seem hip and cool, has launched a Photoshop challenge! I imagine the conversation went something like this:
Staffer 1: Alright, we need something fun, something fresh, something to get people involved! Web 2.0! Social networking! New media! Rap music! Buzzword! Buzzword!
Staffer 2: What’s that thing Rick [...]
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In light of the news (using the loosest possible definition of the term “news”) that ritzy menswear store Harry Rosen sent out cards to preferred customers with a picture of Stephen Harper on them, we had a thought: really, Stephen Harper? While the issue of whether or not it’s appropriate to use a sitting Prime [...]
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Here’s a game for you, MapleRag reader: we present a series of quotes, and you have to guess if they were comments posted on a story at Nationalpost.com, or if they were posts made on the Canadian section of Stormfront, the internet’s most well-known white-nationalist skinhead site. Should be tough, let’s see how you do!
#1: [...]
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Our stunning realization that Dean Del Mastro was a distant relative of Peter Griffin made us think about how it would be a great way to have fun (and make fun!) if we started a series where we found the long-lost relatives of Canadian MPs. Here’s part one in our new favourite game! (It’s also [...]
Filed under: Fun and games, Maple Products | Comments (9) Article tags: claude debellefeuille, jean pierre blackburn, leon benoit, lois brown, long lost twin, mark holland, mps, rob anders, separated at birth, tony clement