The American Invasion has been compromised.
The plan is off. I repeat, Operation Bravo-Lima is a no-go. Emergency procedure zed is in effect immediately by order of Central Canadian Command.
Central Command has issued a request to broadcast this message on all available secure mediums where unfriendly forces would be unable to intercept [...]
Filed under: Maple Products, satire | Comments (9) Article tags: alex trebek, americans, celine dion, invasion, justin bieber, operation beaverlord, satire, usa, war
Greetings loyal MapleRag readers (HI MOM),
After trying for half a year to make this Canadian politics blog a success, we’ve reached the point of stagnancy. Canadian politics stories just don’t have the glitter factor they once did. Since we still own the MapleRag.com domain for another year, we – Matt and Jenn – have decided to [...]
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Well, we already did this stupid, horrible thing for the Scotties, it would be unpatriotic if we didn’t do it for Canada’s Greatest Olympics(tm), right? [Editor's note: "He did", not "we did", as always I have nothing to do with this - Your Female Editor]
As always, attractiveness will be judged using the terminology of skip’s [...]
Filed under: Love, Maple Products, Special Investigations, Spoooorts | Comments (12) Article tags: 2010, cheryl bernard, curling, olympics, sexism, sports, vancouver, women
Everyone loves interviews, because it gives a chance to meet people, learn about their ideas, and – most importantly – it means we have to do less writing! Here’s a new feature, Ask A Party Hack, where we ask the tough questions of the day to a totally biased partisan we find! If you love [...]
Filed under: A Very Special Guest, Maple Products | Comments (9) Article tags: ask a party hack, colin le fevre, hacks, harper, iggy, interviews, jersey shore, liberals, meat, niki ashton, parliament, shawn desman, special guest
In a move designed to “shake up” the stagnant world of the Canadian parliament, Toronto Maple Leafs General Manager Brian Burke announced a blockbuster trade deal today to send Parliament stars Tony Clement and Martha Hall Findlay to the United States Congress in exchange for prospects Congresswoman Stephanie Herseth Sandlin (D-ND), Congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH), [...]
Filed under: Maple Products, Spoooorts, satire | Comments (9) Article tags: america, brian burke, congress, hockey, jim jordan, maple leafs, martha hall findlay, parliament, sports, stephanie herseth sandlin, tony clement, trade
What’s that? A CABINET SHUFFLE? Boy, that sounds like something a website ostensibly about Canadian politics should cover! Alright, wait wait, don’t tell me who moved where… first, I wanna make my guesses, y’know, get my fantasy picks into ProLine.
PREDICTED CABINET SHUFFLES:
Stockwell Day – Moved from International Trade Minister to Minister of La Francophonie; Peter [...]
Filed under: Current Events, Maple Products | Comments (10) Article tags: analysis, cabinet, christian paradis, diane ablonczy, harper, jean pierre blackburn, keith ashfield, lisa raitt, mp, parliament, peter van loan, rob moore, rona ambrose, shuffle, stockwell day, vic toews