After tonight, I think I’ll just go ahead and go back to that jail.

Fuck this fucking country.

Sorry I haven’t posted all year. Especially during an election cycle, which was ostensibly the whole point of this blog.
I was in jail.

More importantly, currently on Sun TV News: two guys talking about how much Jack Layton sucks, as the bottom scrolls says “By the way, one of the most historic moments of the 21st century has occurred.” Thank God Sun TV News wasn’t around on July 21, 1969: “TRU-D’OH! PIERRE FLIP FLOPS! In other stories, man [...]

Hello, I realize that I’m way too drunk to be writing right now.
I wrote this whole huge long thing.
But, goddamn, I wasn’t even making any sense.
So I just deleted it all and decided I’d write this to apologize.
I was supposed to be liveblogging Harper’s Youtube appearance, but reading this over, I was basically just hurling [...]

Avid MapleRag readers (HI, MOM!) will remember back to a couple of days ago, when we analyzed Iggy’s performance in an online chat with a Facebook group and Your Editor made the offhanded statement that one of the chicks looked cute from behind, which is a rare compliment to give to any Canadian political insider. [...]

So here’s this thing:

Bob Rae, can we be your song parody ghost-writers from now on? Our Beatles song parodies were wittier! PROROGUE DOESN’T RHYME WITH “LET IT BE”, AT ALL.
Anyways, C+ for effort.
Have a good weekend!