Hello, I realize that I’m way too drunk to be writing right now.
I wrote this whole huge long thing.
But, goddamn, I wasn’t even making any sense.
So I just deleted it all and decided I’d write this to apologize.
I was supposed to be liveblogging Harper’s Youtube appearance, but reading this over, I was basically just hurling [...]

Avid MapleRag readers (HI, MOM!) will remember back to a couple of days ago, when we analyzed Iggy’s performance in an online chat with a Facebook group and Your Editor made the offhanded statement that one of the chicks looked cute from behind, which is a rare compliment to give to any Canadian political insider. [...]

So here’s this thing:

Bob Rae, can we be your song parody ghost-writers from now on? Our Beatles song parodies were wittier! PROROGUE DOESN’T RHYME WITH “LET IT BE”, AT ALL.
Anyways, C+ for effort.
Have a good weekend!