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Well, fuck. Nevermind

Matt — Tue, 03 May 2011 04:29:07 +0000

After tonight, I think I’ll just go ahead and go back to that jail.

Fuck this fucking country.

EXCLUSIVE: (7:52 PM) MapleRag Projects That Stephen Harper Wins Election

Matt — Mon, 02 May 2011 23:52:52 +0000

Sorry I haven’t posted all year. Especially during an election cycle, which was ostensibly the whole point of this blog.

I was in jail.

WE DID IT! WE GOT OSAMA!

Matt — Mon, 02 May 2011 03:30:45 +0000

More importantly, currently on Sun TV News: two guys talking about how much Jack Layton sucks, as the bottom scrolls says “By the way, one of the most historic moments of the 21st century has occurred.” Thank God Sun TV News wasn’t around on July 21, 1969: “TRU-D’OH! PIERRE FLIP FLOPS! In other stories, man lands on moon.”

The New Conservative-Approved Political Compass!

Matt — Sun, 01 May 2011 19:36:18 +0000

Too drunk to blog, handing over my keys

Jenn — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:01:24 +0000

Hello, I realize that I’m way too drunk to be writing right now.

I wrote this whole huge long thing.

But, goddamn, I wasn’t even making any sense.

So I just deleted it all and decided I’d write this to apologize.

I was supposed to be liveblogging Harper’s Youtube appearance, but reading this over, I was basically just hurling insults at the reader in every other sentence, and just, Goddamn, I need to call it a night, this is bad.

I’m handing over my keys. You can drive me home.

HAPPY ST PATRICK’S DAY

Cute from behind chick: FOUND

Jenn — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:16:50 +0000

Avid MapleRag readers (HI, MOM!) will remember back to a couple of days ago, when we analyzed Iggy’s performance in an online chat with a Facebook group and Your Editor made the offhanded statement that one of the chicks looked cute from behind, which is a rare compliment to give to any Canadian political insider. I mean, unless you have a fetish for pudgy white guys in ill-fitting grey suits with poorly-slicked combovers and frazzled beards to hide their pink, jowely face. But I digress.

Our direct quote:

“Damnit, I should’ve asked Iggy if that chick who looks kinda cute from behind was single.” -Esteemed Internet Journalism Purveyor MapleRag, January the 21st, 2010

“That Chick”, through some mysterious voodoo magic, actually found this humble website and wrote a comment to thank Your MapleRag for complimenting her backside! You’re welcome, That Chick. Using our own voodoo magic, we’ve since unearthed a picture of That Chick From Behind, except… FROM THE FRONT!

WELL?

Bob Rae: Not exactly Weird Al Yankovic

Jenn — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:55:18 +0000

So here’s this thing:

Bob Rae, can we be your song parody ghost-writers from now on? Our Beatles song parodies were wittier! PROROGUE DOESN’T RHYME WITH “LET IT BE”, AT ALL.

Anyways, C+ for effort.

Have a good weekend!