Lord Emperor Blackburn, Conservative MP for the riding of the Death Star whose resemblance to a certain Star Wars villain is well-documented, has become the second Conservative Cabinet Minister over the last couple weeks to lose their shit at an airport over something hilariously petty!
You see, apparently Jean-Pierre Blackburn just loves tequila. He loves it [...]
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Canadians are all exhibitionists who crave the chance to have their naked bodies checked out by customs
January 8th, 2010
What’s the #1 fantasy of all Canadians that doesn’t involve Elisha Cuthbert wearing nothing but a hockey jersey? To have a creepy, ghost-like image of their naked body checked out by some customs officer at the airport! That’s according to a poll that shows a good three-quarters of Canadians are pretty cool about the idea [...]
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