September 11th was this past weekend, and unless you sell commemorative airbrushed XXL t-shirts with balds eagle crying American-flag-patterned tears or are Glenn Beck planning another one of your stupid shouty circlejerks for fat old idiots, 9/11 is kind of a shitty, awkward day. I just wish they would skip it and go straight from [...]
Posts tagged ‘america’
America: The Red, White & Blue Menace
September 16th, 2010
Brian Burke trades Tony Clement, Martha Hall Findlay to U.S. Congress for prospects
February 1st, 2010
In a move designed to “shake up” the stagnant world of the Canadian parliament, Toronto Maple Leafs General Manager Brian Burke announced a blockbuster trade deal today to send Parliament stars Tony Clement and Martha Hall Findlay to the United States Congress in exchange for prospects Congresswoman Stephanie Herseth Sandlin (D-ND), Congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH), [...]
Back from Amurika
December 18th, 2009
Your MapleRag just had a delightful vacation in America, which is a nation south of Canada – in fact, they share a border! There were fat people and one-dollar bills and McDonald’s had these obscene grease-piles called Angus Bacon & Cheese Third Pounder Burgers (it was delicious!)
Here are the best things about Chicago, which is [...]
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