I'd better take a camera-phone picture, IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANYONE ELSE AROUND CALLED A "REPORTER" WHOSE JOB IS TO TAKE PROFESSIONAL PICTURES

Here we see Tony Clement, Conservative Member for the riding of Twitter, taking a stupid picture with his stupid camera-phone-blackberry-photo-gadget of Canada’s sweetheart, Barbara Ann Scott, as she looks ready to set parliament on fire in accordance with the wishes of most Canadians.

Tony, you look like a doofus. Instead of smiling and applauding like a dignified human, you’re crouched over your stupid twitter-gadget, mouth slack-jawed like a 13-year-old girl furiously snapping pictures at a Jonas Brothers concert.

Globe&Fail, what’s the scoop?

“Many MPs, including Immigration Minister Jason Kenney and Heritage Minister James Moore, were taking pictures of the event on their BlackBerrys and cellphones.”

DAMNIT KENNEY! WE WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOUR. If you can’t use your cell phone at responsible, polite times, we’re going to have to take it away from you. You can pick it up at the end of class.

UPDATE! We went on Twitter and sure enough, here’s MP James Moores’ snapshot. Boy, good thing you took that blurry Blackberry photo, how else would we be able to capture this moment? I mean, other than the professionally-taken Globe&Mail picture you see above.