Happy Victoria Day, drunken Canadians! Victoria Day is a famous holiday invented a million years ago in Olde Englande – possibly the Victorian age, I’ll Wikipedia it later – to celebrate Queen Victoria, a frumpy fat lady (note: fat for the time period, by modern standards she’d wear a size Medium at Wal-Mart) who was [...]

Lord Emperor Blackburn, Conservative MP for the riding of the Death Star whose resemblance to a certain Star Wars villain is well-documented, has become the second Conservative Cabinet Minister over the last couple weeks to lose their shit at an airport over something hilariously petty!
You see, apparently Jean-Pierre Blackburn just loves tequila. He loves it [...]

Your MapleRag just had a delightful vacation in America, which is a nation south of Canada – in fact, they share a border! There were fat people and one-dollar bills and McDonald’s had these obscene grease-piles called Angus Bacon & Cheese Third Pounder Burgers (it was delicious!)
Here are the best things about Chicago, which is [...]

Here are the fine people who will be putting their deranged thoughts on this site. It’s all their fault! I’ve asked each of them to state their name, what they do, and their alcoholic beverage of choice.
I’m Matt! I’m twenty-something from a fishing village called Toronto, Ontario. I’ve got a bachelor’s degree in business, which [...]