[SCENE - Interior, Tony Clement's office. Tony's desk is strewn with empty Tim Hortons cups, as Tony grins happily standing in the foreground"]
TONY: Hello my fellow Canadians, I’m Tony Clement, MP for Parry Sound-Muskoka, Minister of Industry, as well as my newly-appointed title, Minister of Twitter.
[Tony grabs a Blackberry from his pocket and begins furiously tapping, cut [...]

Hey, we’re only a week late on this story, that’s not bad for us!
-M

Regular readers (HI MOM) will notice we haven’t posted in about seventeen years (all figures approx.) There’s a good reason for this, Your Editor has been busy like a beaver moving into a new place, a fleabag Toronto bachelor apartment that hadn’t gotten an internet connection. I suppose that’s not really busy like a beaver, [...]