Feel that? A rush of warm air in the frigid, dry winter air? That hot tingle running up your leg? Feeling all fuzzy inside? It’s ELECTION SPECULATION FEVER SEASON! Have you got the FEVER?
The Conservatives have introduced their new Human Smuggling bill, and everyone hates it! The Liberals and NDP are gonna vote against it! [...]

I looked at the Toronto Star sitting at my doorstop this morning – no, no, I don’t subscribe, they just sort of give it to you sometimes, just to make the people who actually paid money to subscribe feel like tools – and there was quite the interesting headline! In bold, 72-point font usually reserved [...]

Former Conservative MP and husband of Helena “Happy Fucking Birthday” Guergis is reportedly recovering in the hospital, nursing lacerations to his lower hand after receiving a VICIOUS slap on the wrist from Ontario courts!
Jaffer, you’ll remember, was busted last year for plowing through a village with a 50 KM/h speed limits doing 93 clicks, being [...]

Sometimes our job’s too easy!
Background: Helena Guergis (pronounced Jore-Jis, in case you want to re-tell this story to your water-cooler buddies but don’t want to look silly saying Gur-Giss) is a former beauty pageant contestant with a community college certificate in Real Estate. She fell into the job of Conservative MP by running in a [...]

This is why this blog was started. For moments like this. For Dean Del Mastro.
Summary, if you’ve been oblivious to hilarious current events: Conservative MP for Peterborough and known lardbutt, Dean Del Mastro, was being a dick to some Liberals in a committee where he insisted that the Sponsorship Scandal (hey, remember that? Retro!) be [...]

The Government’s updated their new immigrant guide! The new guide, called Discover Canada: The Rights and Responsibilities of Citizenship (you mean there are RESPONSIBILITIES? Eff this, let’s just go to the States!) is meant to be the handy-dandy, one-stop-shopping guide to everything a new immigrant needs to know about Canada, in a mere 50-odd page [...]

Hey, look, it’s our first post about “Canadian politics”, the purported purpose of this entire website! Alright, what earth-shattering topic do we get to tackle? The environment, or taxes, or some other big sexy thing? Nah, let’s go with some he-said she-said clownish bullshit posted in the Globe and Mail, Canada’s original sexy gossip blog!
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