Your MapleRag – Canada’s only news source, by decree of the Queen – got EXCLUSIVE journalistic access to the final CP24 Toronto mayoral debate, because we’re very important and journalistic. We even got to sit in the front row, taking forbidden Blackberry pictures. Not only that, we had better seats than CityTV anchordouche Gord Martineau! [...]

MapleRag – Canada’s only news source, since 1867 – have officially endorsed a candidate in an electoral contest for the first time in our history.
If you live in the city of Toronto, we urge you – beg you, even – to vote for Rob Ford for mayor in the upcoming municipal elections.
If you’re not from [...]

Your MapleRag just had a delightful vacation in America, which is a nation south of Canada – in fact, they share a border! There were fat people and one-dollar bills and McDonald’s had these obscene grease-piles called Angus Bacon & Cheese Third Pounder Burgers (it was delicious!)
Here are the best things about Chicago, which is [...]

This is why this blog was started. For moments like this. For Dean Del Mastro.
Summary, if you’ve been oblivious to hilarious current events: Conservative MP for Peterborough and known lardbutt, Dean Del Mastro, was being a dick to some Liberals in a committee where he insisted that the Sponsorship Scandal (hey, remember that? Retro!) be [...]