Look, I know you’re trying to court the urban youth vote, but this is ridiculous:

Hey, we’re only a week late on this story, that’s not bad for us!
-M

What does the world hate about Canada?
Not to brag – but there aren’t many things to hate about Canada. When it comes down to truly loathable things that Canada has done to the world, it’s a fairly thin list. Near the top of that list, though, we can definitely name a couple of names – [...]

EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Also, for those anglos who don’t get it, see here.
-M

I was going to write a SERIOUS BUDGET RESPONSE, like everyone else’s doing, but that just wouldn’t suit our… style. Instead, here’s this.
On Monday, two older men – their hair graying, their eyes full of doe-eyed innocence – stepped back in front of the cameras with their finest suits freshly dry-cleaned, ready to return to [...]

-Matt