Immigration Minister Jason Kenney has dropped a bombshell in international political circles with a major, groundbreaking announcement settling centuries of debate: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.
The repercussions for us as Canadians cannot be understated.
For those not familiar with Santa Claus, he is a man who lives at the North Pole building toys, only to [...]

Here we see Tony Clement, Conservative Member for the riding of Twitter, taking a stupid picture with his stupid camera-phone-blackberry-photo-gadget of Canada’s sweetheart, Barbara Ann Scott, as she looks ready to set parliament on fire in accordance with the wishes of most Canadians.
Tony, you look like a doofus. Instead of smiling and applauding like a [...]

Jason Kenney, Minister of Citizenship, Immigration and Multiculturalism, went to an Andrea Bocelli concert with his mom last night! Awww! I mean, I’m sure it was a touching mother-son bonding moment right up until the Minister grabbed his stupid Blackberry to furiously tap his fingers in Twitter rage.
My God, can you think of something more [...]