Your MapleRag – Canada’s only news source, by decree of the Queen – got EXCLUSIVE journalistic access to the final CP24 Toronto mayoral debate, because we’re very important and journalistic. We even got to sit in the front row, taking forbidden Blackberry pictures. Not only that, we had better seats than CityTV anchordouche Gord Martineau! [...]

Quick geography lesson: in southern Ontario, just west of Pickering but east of Mississauga on Highway 401, lies a sleepy little village on the shores of Lake Ontario called Toronto (pron. “Trawnna”.) For some reason, Canadians hold a bizarre infatuation with this humble little hamlet, which means that whenever it comes time for the dozen-odd [...]