ANYHOW. LOOK. Unless you’re a commie pinko left-wing latte-suckin’ Star-readin’ visor-wearin’ Ovechkin-lovin’ Stalinist FRENCHMAN, you know that I’m Donald S. Cherry, NHL COACH OF THE YEAR 1976!, Bobby Orr, BOSTON Bruins, old-time hockey, boy, I tell ya I remember Stan Mikita once he says to me, he says – but look, alright.
How’re we doing for [...]

MapleRag – Canada’s only news source, since 1867 – have officially endorsed a candidate in an electoral contest for the first time in our history.
If you live in the city of Toronto, we urge you – beg you, even – to vote for Rob Ford for mayor in the upcoming municipal elections.
If you’re not from [...]

Angry grease-hog Rob Ford is a shrill, pink man-baby, a horrible clown-monster coated in oil and booze and the purified and distilled human emotion of hatred, and could very well by the next mayor of Toronto, in the ultimate theological test or whether a truly loving God cannot exist.
The frontrunner in the race, whose entire [...]

It’s Round 2 of Mayoral Kombat, where we take a look at the also-rans!
(I’m slowly alienating all of my readers – HI MOM! – too old to know what the fuck a “Mortal Kombat” is.)
Ready? FIGHT!
ROCCO ROSSI
Support based on most recent TorStar poll: 13%
Coles Notes summary: Big-time Liberal insider, and a member of Iggy’s Rosedale [...]

Quick geography lesson: in southern Ontario, just west of Pickering but east of Mississauga on Highway 401, lies a sleepy little village on the shores of Lake Ontario called Toronto (pron. “Trawnna”.) For some reason, Canadians hold a bizarre infatuation with this humble little hamlet, which means that whenever it comes time for the dozen-odd [...]