Immigration Minister Jason Kenney has dropped a bombshell in international political circles with a major, groundbreaking announcement settling centuries of debate: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.
The repercussions for us as Canadians cannot be understated.
For those not familiar with Santa Claus, he is a man who lives at the North Pole building toys, only to [...]

Cute little doe-eyed Defence Minister Peter MacKay, whose entire life has consisted of a losing effort with the multiplayer game “Sanity”, has launched a WAR on video games! While the senseless animal abuse of Duck Hunt, the obesity-causing gluttony of Pac-Man or the grotesque bestiality overtones of Donkey Kong have escaped his wrath – for [...]

Remember that Saved By The Bell episode where Zack falls in love with a handicapped chick, and then he does all this awkward grandstanding about how she’s different from everyone else, when really all she wanted was to be accepted – and everyone learns a valuable lesson? Of course you do, but just humour me [...]