OTTAWA (CP) – With apparent inspiration from the National Hockey League’s successful Heritage Classic and Winter Classic annual events featuring games played in outdoor settings with nostalgic vintage uniforms, noted hockey fan Prime Minister Stephen Harper has decided to implement a similar festive throwback event within the halls of the Canadian government.
Standing at a podium flanked [...]

The American Invasion has been compromised.
The plan is off. I repeat, Operation Bravo-Lima is a no-go. Emergency procedure zed is in effect immediately by order of Central Canadian Command.
Central Command has issued a request to broadcast this message on all available secure mediums where unfriendly forces would be unable to intercept [...]

One day, if this website becomes big and famous and sexy, and/or is involved in a massive criminal investigation, people will scroll all the way back to this very first post, and they’ll ask themselves, dear God, why? Why was this website made? How was it born?
The answer: the Maple Rag was born out of [...]