There is no possible way you’re reading whatever this sentence says. If you saw the above image, you are currently at the Maple Rag store and buying ten of these shirts. (The version on your shirt won’t even have a big red watermark!) They’re pretty cheap, too! GO, BUY, CONSUME

Exciting news!
THE MAPLERAG STORE IS NOW OPEN!
There’s a very common problem sweeping our nation: people with shirts that suck. In some cases, people wander this world without even bothering to put on a t-shirt, exposing their sinful bodies to the world. It’s about time that someone has stepped up with fine, high-quality shirts relating to [...]