OTTAWA (CP) – With apparent inspiration from the National Hockey League’s successful Heritage Classic and Winter Classic annual events featuring games played in outdoor settings with nostalgic vintage uniforms, noted hockey fan Prime Minister Stephen Harper has decided to implement a similar festive throwback event within the halls of the Canadian government.
Standing at a podium flanked [...]

Parody is obsolete.

The Canadian Supreme Court, an elite panel of shopping mall Santas who meet every once in a while to hold keggers and also decide what should be illegal, has come down with a landmark libel ruling! The ruling itself is way too legalese gobbledy-gook for us to take a direct stab at, but according to [...]

In light of the news (using the loosest possible definition of the term “news”) that ritzy menswear store Harry Rosen sent out cards to preferred customers with a picture of Stephen Harper on them, we had a thought: really, Stephen Harper? While the issue of whether or not it’s appropriate to use a sitting Prime [...]