September 11th was this past weekend, and unless you sell commemorative airbrushed XXL t-shirts with balds eagle crying American-flag-patterned tears or are Glenn Beck planning another one of your stupid shouty circlejerks for fat old idiots, 9/11 is kind of a shitty, awkward day. I just wish they would skip it and go straight from [...]

First, read this CP piece with a straight face. Alright, alright, get all the chuckles out. There we go.
To recap, Fisheries Minister Gail Shea got pied by the notorious terrorist group Al-Pieda, a group with possible ties to the Talibanana-cream. Honestly, I could just sit here all day and think of puns involving pie and [...]

What’s the #1 fantasy of all Canadians that doesn’t involve Elisha Cuthbert wearing nothing but a hockey jersey? To have a creepy, ghost-like image of their naked body checked out by some customs officer at the airport! That’s according to a poll that shows a good three-quarters of Canadians are pretty cool about the idea [...]