In a move designed to “shake up” the stagnant world of the Canadian parliament, Toronto Maple Leafs General Manager Brian Burke announced a blockbuster trade deal today to send Parliament stars Tony Clement and Martha Hall Findlay to the United States Congress in exchange for prospects Congresswoman Stephanie Herseth Sandlin (D-ND), Congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH), [...]
Filed under: Maple Products, Spoooorts, satire | Comments (2) Article tags: america, brian burke, congress, hockey, jim jordan, maple leafs, martha hall findlay, parliament, sports, stephanie herseth sandlin, tony clement, trade
Here we see Tony Clement, Conservative Member for the riding of Twitter, taking a stupid picture with his stupid camera-phone-blackberry-photo-gadget of Canada’s sweetheart, Barbara Ann Scott, as she looks ready to set parliament on fire in accordance with the wishes of most Canadians.
Tony, you look like a doofus. Instead of smiling and applauding like a [...]
Filed under: Current Events | Comment (0) Article tags: barbara ann scott, blackberry, james moore, jason kenney, olympics, parliament, tony clement, torch
Our stunning realization that Dean Del Mastro was a distant relative of Peter Griffin made us think about how it would be a great way to have fun (and make fun!) if we started a series where we found the long-lost relatives of Canadian MPs. Here’s part one in our new favourite game! (It’s also [...]
Filed under: Fun and games, Maple Products | Comment (1) Article tags: claude debellefeuille, jean pierre blackburn, leon benoit, lois brown, long lost twin, mark holland, mps, rob anders, separated at birth, tony clement