Today in Kabul we’re expecting a balmy high of 38 celsius, overnight low of 0, chance of raining shrapnel stands at 20%, chance of a Canadian pullout in 2011… ehhhh… depends who you ask.
The Harper government’s original plan was to abandon all military operations in Afghanistan by 2011, a war Canada had entered to kill [...]
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The American Invasion has been compromised.
The plan is off. I repeat, Operation Bravo-Lima is a no-go. Emergency procedure zed is in effect immediately by order of Central Canadian Command.
Central Command has issued a request to broadcast this message on all available secure mediums where unfriendly forces would be unable to intercept [...]
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Let me introduce you to the most badass man in the long, proud history of the Canadian military.
Although he doesn’t show up in many history textbooks, it’s an absolute disgrace that more people aren’t familiar with Filip Konowal. He was fierce, he was proud, he was humble. He’s one of the thousands of nameless Canadians [...]
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